New Funny Jokes: Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever

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With the birth of 9gag, the Internet has invented not only tons of new crazy funny memes but also new funny jokes daily for adults. Which means, if you’re not old enough, you never get them. So no matter how much daily dose of weird things you get from the Internet (yes, many come from 9gag), you’ll laugh until tears come out with these fantastic and funny best yo mama jokes ever. I doubt that this is the creation of 9gag community too.

Now, let’s enjoy the funny yo mama jokes! CAUTION: Watch out for your mom!

Funny yo mama jokes: Yo mama so fat jokes

best yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat when she walks by the TV I missed 3 episodes.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Yo momma is so fat she took a jump into the pool, they found water on Mars.

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”

Yo momma is so fat I pictured her in my head and she broke my neck.

Yo momma is so fat Uranus is smaller than her anus.

best yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat she can eat the Internet.

Your momma is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”

Your momma is so fat she uses the equator as a belt.

Yo mama is so fat she doesn’t need Internet she’s already worldwide.

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma is so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo momma is so fat she needs her own area code.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Your momma is so fat that her shadow leaves a footprint.

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

best yo mama jokes

Your momma is so fat that, when she fell in love, she broke it.

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears her X jacket, helicopters try to land on her back.

Yo mama is so fat when she lies on the beach; Greenpeace tries to push her back to the sea.

Your mama so fat, she got tiny little fat mamas orbiting around her.

Yo momma is so fat her alphabet has only K.F.C.

best yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads “one at a time, please”.

Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.

Yo momma is so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Yo momma is so fat she fell out of the family tree.

Funny yo mama jokes: Yo mama is so black jokes

best yo mama jokes

Your momma is so black when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent.

Yo mama is so black she bleeds smoke.

Yo mama is so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.

Yo mama is so black when God made her he said “Damn I burnt one”.

Yo mama is so black she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo mama is so black I clicked on her profile pic I thought my phone died.

best yo mama jokes

Yo mama’s so black she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama is so black when she eats chocolate cake she has to put white gloves on.

Yo mama is so black she got a PHD in Hide-N-Seek.

Yo momma is so black when she turned to the dark side the Sith became Jedis.

Yo mama is so dark, Batman had to call himself the White Knight.

Your mama so black when you go shopping with her on Fridays, you’ll always get 75% off.

Yo mama’s so black, she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows.

Funny yo mama jokes: Yo mama is so poor jokes

best yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing and she said “I’m moving.”

Yo mama is so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and asked if she lost one and she said, “No, I found one”.

Your momma is so poor, her welcome mat says “wel”.

best yo mama jokes

You momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell, your little brother pops his head out the window and yells “Ding Dong”!

Yo mama is so poor that when you asked to go the bathroom she said “Pick a corner”.

Yo mama so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo momma so poor her mum is from Poortugal, her dad is from Singapoor.

Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said “son here’s your xbox 360”.

best yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so poor she waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama is so poor her tv has two channels: ON & OFF.

Yo mama is so poor when I asked what’s for dinner she put her shoe laces in a pot and said spaghetti.

Yo mama is so poor children from Africa send her money.

Yo momma is so poor that when it rains she says kids shower time.